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biggapinglesbian:

takeme-towonderland:

pr1nc3ssp34ch:

itstimeforaholiday:

This is literally me and my friends

I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL

MIDDLE SCHOOL SUMMED UP IN A POST

WE’RE GOING TO CANDY MOUNTAIN

middle school? adulthood*

collegehumor:

Two Florida Gator Players Blocking Each Other

Keep your friends close, and your enemies winning.

Check out @harleydavidson’s Tweet:

smell of bacon frying will get any sleepyhead out of bed in the morning. Most sliced bacon in the United States comes from the pork belly. Slab bacon is simply bacon that has not been sliced, so you can cut it into cubes or thicker slices. Lay bacon slices in a skillet and cook over medium-high until fat is rendered and bacon is browned on one side, 5 to 6 minutes.

Google will soon let Glass users upgrade their hardware and invite their friends to buy one
Donald Melanson, engadget.com
Well, that was quick. Short­ly after a Finan­cial Times report to the effect, Google has con­firmed that it is indeed prepar­ing an invite sys­tem that will let cur­rent Glass own­ers invite up to three friends to join its Explor­er pro­gra…

Google will soon let Glass users upgrade their hardware and invite their friends to buy one
Donald Melanson, engadget.com

Well, that was quick. Short­ly after a Finan­cial Times report to the effect, Google has con­firmed that it is indeed prepar­ing an invite sys­tem that will let cur­rent Glass own­ers invite up to three friends to join its Explor­er pro­gra…

heartstone-x:

sellyourselfshort:

stoner-in-disguise:

comedycentral:

This was hilarious.

[via @NathanFielder]

Omg I just died.

FUCK YOU BRIAN

HAHAHA