Seize the carp
There’s horrific smoke coming out of the toaster oven in my kitchen… mainly cause I’m toasted, trying to toast a #BubbaBurger
Yay drunkenness… (at Home)

There’s horrific smoke coming out of the toaster oven in my kitchen… mainly cause I’m toasted, trying to toast a #BubbaBurger
Yay drunkenness… (at Home)

skankin-it-easy:

dualchainz:

i honestly hope this vine trend lasts for the rest of my life

This is the best!

My @sqworl loving me.
51 days until wedding day! (at Ballyhoo Grill Gainesville)

My @sqworl loving me.
51 days until wedding day! (at Ballyhoo Grill Gainesville)

@kaysandler enjoying two for one Bloody Mary’s (at Ballyhoo Grill Gainesville)

@kaysandler enjoying two for one Bloody Mary’s (at Ballyhoo Grill Gainesville)

Happy Hour! With @kaysandler and @sqworl  (at Ballyhoo Grill Gainesville)

Happy Hour! With @kaysandler and @sqworl (at Ballyhoo Grill Gainesville)

Or… help the human race understand the extent of my intelligence, madness, creativity, ingenuity, humor and being.
Quantum Computing 101

Newest tool in my kit, EC Tech 22400mAh battery. This, paired with my other 10400mAh one makes me unstoppable! (at Harley-Davidson of Ocala)

Newest tool in my kit, EC Tech 22400mAh battery. This, paired with my other 10400mAh one makes me unstoppable! (at Harley-Davidson of Ocala)

Took a #WearCamera selfie! Propped my phone standing up. Screen off, triggered it on with my G Watch, and snapped a picture! (at Harley-Davidson of Ocala)

Took a #WearCamera selfie! Propped my phone standing up. Screen off, triggered it on with my G Watch, and snapped a picture! (at Harley-Davidson of Ocala)

Lego Movie Benny’s Spaceship Scene:

Pothole, oops… (at Harley-Davidson of Ocala)

Pothole, oops… (at Harley-Davidson of Ocala)